it's not what it looks like

I enjoy a glass of red wine each night for it's health benefits. the other glasses are for my exceptionally witty comebacks, sarcasm and flawless dance moves.

soory girls mummy says no dating untill i'm 18 :(

excuse me if i show my ass. i pulled my big-girl panties up so much the elastic broke.

im no dentist but if you keep running your mouth im gonna start knocking your fuckin teeth out

so, I took your advice and danced like no one was watching. my court date is later this month.

twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, mental hospital is not so far.