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i'm trying to see things from your point of view but i can't stick my head that far up my ass

I love you more today than yesterday. yesterday you really pissed me off.

don't worry the cat won't get away with that again

I ain't going back to daycare

we all have a little mischief in us

some told me i am immature and need to grow up so guess who is not allowed in my tresshouse now, smartypants ?

Roses are read voiolets are blue hes for me, not for you, if by chance, you take my place, i'll take my first, and smash your face

I think you're pretty (pretty fucking stupid)

if you can find TOM & JERRY share

" look ma ! i'm swimming!"

if facebook ever shut down you'll see people roaming the streets soving pictures in peoples faces screaming " do you like this ! do you ? !"

when i get a headache, i take 2 aspirin and keep away from children. just like it says on the bottle

i kissed a dog and i liked it...

i'z looking pritty sharp today!

if your heart was really broken. you'd be dead so shut up.

you can't be ugly and srupid you have to pick one

today's special: a geberous portion of attitude, smothered in dirty looks with eye rolling, with side of sarcasm. what about the price you ask? it's free !! :

there comes a point in your life when you quit bending over backwards for people and start bending forward... so they can kiss your ass !!

can't afford to go away on vacation, so i'm just going to drink until i don't know where i am...

i'm not perfect, i have my faults; one of my faults is not being able to tolerate your faults. i'll try harder tomorrow;

you talk so much shit i don't know whether to offer you a breath mint or toilet paper

i'm sick and tired of your shit ! lol

i hate math... but i love counting my money.

which one of you varmints didn't "like"my post?

i can't clean my room because i get distracted by the cool things i find.

i've done great things!!! unfortunately, no one was around at the time to vouch for me .

if you're surprised by what i say, you apparently have not been paying attention to who the fuck i am!

facebook is just like the friedge: even if you know there's nothing new, you just have to check it every five minutes

i don't know how to say this but... you don't have a hamster anymore

you have exactly three seconds... to explain why you woke me.

if facebook ever shut shut down you'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in peoples faces screaming" do you like this ? ! do you? !

every 30 seconds, someone's mouth swerves out of control, and facebook friendships die. don't drink and facebook. facebook friends don't let facebook friends post drunk. share if you care

dear jb haters, i owe my life to justin. on march 9th, 2009 i was in a coma for 6 months after a terrible car crash. one day my nurse turned the radio to justin's song, so i got up, and turned the radio off.

oh darling... can u step out for a moment...

no... I love you more.No... You hang up first.

facebook i'm trying to fingure why i'm sitting here on fb , nothing going on no notifactions, messages. yet here i sit ... waiting for someting. anything to happen

i have a six pack, it's just hiding under the fat... it's shy.

what do you mean I forgot our anniversary ? didn't you see that i clicked like on your facebook page ?

She said she'd call me maybe...

keep smileing and one day life will get tired of upsetting you...! :)

boy : bitch. Girl :i've been called worse. boy : ohh really, like what ? Girl : Your girlfriend

whatever i'm late anyways.

on the internet, no one knows you're a cat.

phone on silent. 10 missed calls. turns volume to loudest.Novody calls all day

I have to clean this messy house today and am going to start with my computer desk... oooh look, facebook !!!

i have 3 sides. 1. the quite sweet side. 2. the fun and crazy side. 3. the side you never want to see.

my friends raaction is like this when they see me talking with a pretty girl

150 million years later...

i'm never in the picture...

life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches.. it's more like a jar of jalapenos. what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.